A week of tweets: 2010-01-17

• ((Starship Troopers + Dances With Wolves + The Lion King + Bryce^3 + (Lord of the Rings)^-1) * Jar Jar Binks) + Sigourney Weaver = Avatar #
• Trying new EB flight path suggested by @phragments: last flight to ORD, AM connect to ET destinations. Like redeye but w/ 5 hrs in real bed. #
• Damnit. Oven isn’t working so my nuts are cold. Hate that. #
• Morons at crowne plaza ORD have totally useless VM and if you dial enough rndom nums to get front desk, cant give dirs to own shuttle. FAIL. #
• ORD B6 RCC redesign is an improvement. Lots of outlets. #
• OMG!! I haz found the user’s guide to the WHOLE internet in my hotel room! Only 2 pages! Skip to chapter on 4C #
• Transport Canada has effectively killed CA-US travel. Nice work! no lines, fast wifi at the
  Lounge. Response does what terrorism can’t. #
• Wow most polite, most efficient screening yet: RCMP WIN. Plus who doesn’t love a quick reacharound? Concourse empty Travel dead Canada Fail. #
• Plus the female half of my RCMP pair looked very, very good in body armor. Now to kill the hour allocated to screening, which took 5 min. #
• 2 new mm-wave “naked scanners” at term 2 YYZ but no lines: not us customs, nor security, nor 2nd search/fondle. No carry-on still annoying. #
• Yay @unitedairlines lost my priority tagged bag from YYZ to jfk. Meeting tomorrow naked. BS YYZ rules mean I have nothing. #
• Terorrists exploit allergic response. Trivial bite triggers anaphlactic shock, kills US economy. #
• Warning!! UAL RCC at LAX warning. After the refurb (to hospital style pale green) men’s and women’s rooms have been swapped. Look b4 peeing #
• And, not just new toilets, but btand new hz busses in la. Mmm new bus smell (really). #
• Attending Joe Davis’ lecture at the California NANOSystems Institute auditorium. #rubisco #aliens #
• I like a rental car with inflation advice for 100+ speeds. #
• “Every drop counts”. Nowhere more true than on a urinal. Thanks for the reminder, Toto. #
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